😴 EU SLEEPING WHILE DOGSHIT AICOIN PUMPS 1000000XDDDDDDDDD 😴
🐕 ASIA MAKING DOG COINS GO BRRRR 🐕
🦘 EVEN AUSTRALIA HAS KANGAROO COIN 🦘
🇪🇺 EU MAKING STABLECOINS FOR REGULATIONS 💤
EU ACHIEVEMENTS IN 2024:
❌ NO 10000X GEMS
❌ NO MONKEY JPEGS
❌ NO PUMP AND DUMP SCHEMES
✅ 47 NEW REGULATORY FRAMEWORKS
🥖 FRENCH TOO BUSY EATING BAGUETTES TO PUMP 🥖
🍝 ITALIANS STUCK MAKING PASTA COIN WHITEPAPERS 🍝
🇩🇪 GERMANS FILING PUMP PERMITS (2-4 YEAR WAIT) 🇩🇪
🌊 DUTCH TRYING TO MINE WITH WINDMILLS 🌊
CURRENT EU STATE:
🏢 BRUSSELS MAKING MEME REGULATIONS
📊 CREATING SHITCOIN ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STUDIES
📝 FILING M14/69B FORMS FOR JPEG OWNERSHIP
🚫 BANNING FUN SINCE 1993
EUROPEAN INVESTMENT STRATEGY:
1. CREATE COMMITTEE 📋
2. SCHEDULE MEETING ABOUT COMMITTEE 📅
3. DELAY MEETING FOR MORE COMMITTEES 💤
4. MISS ENTIRE BULL RUN 📈